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Nothing, bananas can’t talk. By the footprints in the pizza. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped.

This time it worked It depends where you lost them. What is it that looks like an elephant and flies and is very dangerous? He takes out his Diner’s Club card. Those in the half of the herd that uses Crest. What do elephants eat beside hamburgers? So they won’t get their tennis shoes wet. How do you get an elephant out of a tubr of gelatin? Why do elephants need trunks? That’s the lady I stole the purse from. The deception wasn’t discovered for 3 days.


A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home’s sewage tank by mistake.

The man, frustrated, walked away. Here then, are the glorious Darwin Award Winners for The chef’s claim was approved. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer Why do elephants have wrinkled ankles? Why do elephants have hair on their tails? When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided.

If you’re colorblind how do you tell an elephant from a grape? Why do elephants eat peanuts? He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. What did Jane say when she saw the elephant working in the drug store?

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What is it that looks like an elephant and flies? Why do girl elephants wear angora sweaters? What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the dafvinove A: Why has the Elephants been replaced as a Household Pet by the Cat? How many elephants on a Nurndy team? Which elephants don’t get toothaches? They put him in the car and drove back to the store.

Why did the elephants quit their job at the factory? What did the elephant say to the maharajah? Why do elephants jump across rivers?

Not too many eleplanhts finish high school. Because the’re easier to get at the ballpark. Why do elephants wear pink tennis shoes? The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID.


Why aren’t there more Elephants in the Space Program? He tried the machine and lost a finger. How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen? The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he’d ever had.

The sane way he got in. Because they don’t have glove compatrments.

When was the lasr time you took an Elephant to lunch? What did the banana say to the elephant?

A VER tired hippopotamus. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. A flying elephant with a machine gun. Jump around on it for awhile. What do you do when an elephant sneezes?

Why does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? What did elephant say nagradf he got caught in the revolvinng door?